in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
Thinking about that interview where they asked Harry what he was currently reading and he said the Course of Love by Alain de Botton which is essentially about learning and exploring how love can be maintained in long term relationships 🤧
Harry also said in this interview that he likes to read before bed so I’m just picturing him and louis in bed while Harry’s reading and every few minutes he looks over at louis and shares something interesting he’s just read and louis’ looking at him with that look we all know…that fond, supportive look like everything harry says is the most interesting thing he’s ever heard 🤧 bc it is 🤧
